I took Number 3 and 4 to a swim meet yesterday.
This was the conversation in the car:
Number 3: Why can’t boys and girls just change in the same locker room?
Number 4: Because it would be inappropriate for girls to see boys’ privates…
But it’s okay for boys to see girls’.
Me: NO IT ISN’T.
Number 3: But Mom, why did God have to make privates so weird looking?
Number 4: YEAH! MOM HAS SO MUCH HAIR DOWN THERE!!!
Number 3: I know! And Dad’s privates are like 5 FEET TALL!!!
The next time people ask me why we have so many kids, maybe I’ll just let Number 3 answer the question.
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hahaha! Very Funny!!! Kids are hilarious that way… I have 6 ranging from 21 year old twin girls to a 4 year old toddler…You can only imagine my world 🙂
5 feet tall? High-five mom! You done good!
Hysterical! Love the hair comment…my 6y.o. asked why I didn’t shave all my pubic hair off since I shave my armpits and legs…trying to explain regrowth itching to a child is extremely ineffective 🙂
Keep them coming!