Well, I’m definitely prepared if I ever need to interview Tim Tebow. In the locker room.

If you follow my facebook page, then you probably know that a couple of weeks ago, Number 2 was kind enough to introduce Number 3 to the term “sack.”

And, like I said then, not as in “hackey.”

Unfortunately, they weren’t having a conversation about football either.

Or Santa.

Or potatoes.

Number 6 and his scrotum have also recently joined the party.

Now, I’m not naive.  There are 5 males living in this house.  I expect some degree of ball/sack/penis/wenis/poop/burp/fart talk to occur on a daily basis.

But yesterday, my husband and I were having a 100% male genitalia-free conversation.

And out of nowhere, someone entered the room and, at the top of his lungs, yelled:

MY TESTICLES!  WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT MY TESTICLES!!!

And as quicky as he appeared, he was gone.

Apparently we aren’t hitting our quota lately.

So I hereby proclaim today to be Testicle Tuesday.

I am going Clockwork Orange on these suckers.

We are going to talk about balls, and sacks, and penises, and testicles aaaaalll day long.

By my calculations, all sack-related references should have them sprinting for the bathroom by bedtime.

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