My husband is really sick.
Two of the kids are really sick.
One was up all night puking.
You know, three-year-old puking.
The kind where there is no warning.
Where they don’t wake up with even a 30 second pre-puke window.
The kind where they just lie there in their bed and spontaneously puke all over EVERYTHING.
Why are the kids sick?
It’s not because they haven’t gotten enough vitamin C.
It’s not because it’s winter.
It’s not because they’ve been staying up too late.
It’s not because there is something going around.
We are on the third week of puking and coughing and fevers and runny noses because three weeks and one day ago my dad said,
“Wow! No one has really been sick this winter!
The kids have all been really healthy!
Grrr.
Thanks, Dad.
By the way,
I forgot to mention how healthy you have been this winter.
That’s awesome!
Now here are some tissues.
And Nyquil.
You might want to dig out your puke bucket.
Have a great weekend.
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