Ever since I was a little girl, I have dreamed of being a mom. I’ve always loved taking care of kids. And I’ve always had a way with them. Not just kids. Animals, too. For some reason, they’ve always been drawn to me. My dad is the same way, and so was my grandma (his mom),
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No Vote = No Complaints
Tomorrow is Election Day. The following people are allowed to complain for the next two years after 8:30 p.m. tomorrow night: The people who vote. Here are the people who are not allowed to complain for the next two years. At all. All the people who don’t vote. The people who don’t vote tomorrow cannot
Don’t Be An A$$hole
Today I went to my favorite place — Costco — and I saw this: Eleven carts. Eleven fucking carts. I do most of my grocery shopping at Costco. I love Costco. And one of the great things about Costco is that they have like a hundred and fifty cart returns in the parking lot. They
Yuge!
I love Halloween. Like LOVE it. And as an adult I’ve dressed up as a Viking, and a Rainbow Loom, and Beth, Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Wife, and Hello Kitty, and a Homer Simpson Pez Dispenser and Brittany Spears and Mary Poppins and a whole bunch of other things. But this year was one of
Sometimes the Feeling is Mutual
We have two computers upstairs in my office. One is mine and one is for the kids. Nobody is allowed to touch mine. Ever. The other one is pretty old, but it works well enough for what the kids need it for. But the printer hooked up to it is even older than the computer. It’s
the fashin Book
Last year we stopped letting the kids watch TV or use any electronics on school nights. At first it was a bit of a challenge. They were pissed, and I had gotten used to using the television as a babysitter. Now, they don’t even think twice about it. Neither do I. And it has resulted