You know what the seven best words in the English language are?
Mommy, I love you so, so much?
No. Those are good.
But they’re not the best.
Let me watch your kids all day?
I just went poop in the potty?
Very close. But no…
Susie Johnson, you just won the lottery?
The seven best words in the English language are…
MOMMY! I can tie my own shoes!!!
Six down, one to go!