The following are NOT reasons to wake Mommy up in the middle of the night:
- you want me to “wipe the clay off your teddy bear” (what?)
- you “just want to tell me something”
- your hair is static-y
- your foot is itchy
- because the curtain is wrinkly.
- it’s too dark
- it’s not dark enough
- you dropped your “lambie”
- or your “chickie”
- or your “baby”
- or your own head, for that matter.
I don’t care. Just go back to sleep.