I used to have subscriptions to about 5 or 6 magazines, but once the money situation got pretty bad, those were one of the first things to go.
Luckily my mom loves her magazines, so I can still get my fix from her.
This past weekend she gave me a whole pile to read, and that’s when I discovered HGTV Magazine.
I like it a lot.
Except for one section.
It’s called how bad is it…
It’s a monthly feature with “straight answers” to “head scratching questions.”
Questions like:
How bad is it to keep hitting snooze every morning? (really bad)
How bad is it to put clothes on wire hangers? (pretty bad)
and
How bad is it to lick an envelope seal? (not bad)
Um,
What?
Who the hell is asking (and answering) these questions?
Hitting the snooze button every morning?
How about hitting your sister every morning?
Putting your clothes on wire hangers?
Phhht.
What about putting the same clothes on your kids? For 3 days straight?
Licking an envelope seal?
Are you kidding me?
How about licking the floor?
Or the toilet seat?
Come on HGTV.
Give us some real questions.
If you need some ideas, come on over to my house.
I’ve got at least two issues worth of head scratchers in the kids’ bathroom alone.
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Robin Neville says
lol! I love your blog!
Falynn says
Haha!!! I couldn’t agree more.