There is some big “professional” wrestling event called “Hell in a Cell”.
It involves this:
Oh, she looks innocent enough, but changing her diaper SUCKS.
Somewhere between 15 – 18 months, all my kids inexplicably went from not minding having their diapers changed to completely hating it and waging an all-out war to avoid it.
But this one is off the charts. And she’s about 8 months ahead of schedule.
Changing Number 7’s diaper has now evolved into an event worthy of a pay-per-view special.
Talk about a shitstorm.
In order to successfully get the job done, I have had to master the following moves:
Gotta go. I need to practice my new move — The Rear Naked Chokehold/One Handed Poop Wipe Ankle Lock Combo.