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Last night we had a meltdown.
It wasn’t because of exhaustion.
Or forgotten homework.
It wasn’t because we couldn’t find a blankie.
Or because one kid got more tater tots than the other.
Last night we had a meltdown because of this:
IT’S COMPLETELY CLOSED!!!
NOW HOW IS THE STUFF GOING TO COME OUT???”
I’ve talked my kids down from a busted nose.
A broken trophy.
And a mean comment from a friend.
But talking one of them down from a completely closed butthole?
While I don’t want to know how my child came to this conclusion, that one may just be my new favorite.
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