The following people suck:
1.Anyone associated with the tv show Power Rangers Super Samurai. That is quite possibly the worst show ever to be put on television. Watching it could and should be used as some sort of consequence for any adult who commits a serious crime. Knowing you’d have to watch that show would make you think twice about ever doing anything wrong again.
2.Whoever left the empty bag of potato chips in the pantry. And the empty cookie container. And the empty box of cereal. Please take the extra 2.5 seconds and THROW THEM AWAY.Whoever came up with the game Marco Polo. Most. annoying. game. ever.
3.Whoever left the empty toilet paper roll in the bathroom. For like the 150th time.
4.Kids playing the game “I call that car.” What the hell does “calling that car” mean? And isn’t there a limit to how many cars you can call? 2nd. Most. Annoying. Game. Ever.
5.The inventor of “flap” books. They should be called “these take fucking forever to read ” and “please destroy me way more quickly than you destroy a regular book” books. The text inside them should be limited to this: “NOOO, don’t rip tha-!” Oooohh… “NOOO, don’t rip tha-!” Oooohh… “NOOO, don’t rip tha-!” Oooohh…
6.The person who peed all over the toilet seat. Either put the seat up, or wipe the seat off. Or go pee outside.
7.The creator of those plastic princess shoes. They must have whacked a thousand different materials onto hardwood floors until they found the one that made they loudest, most ear piercing noise possible. And then some idiot MAN said, “Perfect! Now let’s use this to make a shoe…”
8.Anyone in a Victoria’s Secret catalog.
Feel free to add to the list 🙂