I hope Number 4 decides to cash in on her extraordinary dramatic talents. Yesterday she put on quite a show.
She couldn’t wait to swim, and she started off like a seasoned veteran.
Here she is before the her first event.
her third event,
and then, her last event.
Followed by a screaming fit where she sat in the corner and cried
and talked to herself about how STUPID swimming was,
until she developed a following of older girls from the other team
(who tried unsuccessfully to cheer her up)
who hung in there with her until she decided it was time to snap out of it.
I received a record number of glares from other women (and men).
She better seriously thank me when she gives her acceptance speech.
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