It’s resolution time! Are your kids making resolutions? Do they need some ideas? If so, they, and you, are in luck! I have a whole bunch for them to choose from right here: 1. I will only flush shit that is actually shit down the toilet. 2. When my sister asks me to stop looking […]
Archives for December 2014
Imagine if we all made this our resolution.
I’m one of those people who loves the Christmas season but once December 26th rolls around, I’m beginning the countdown to the first day of summer. And I’ve been thinking about that a lot. I hate winter. And I hate the cold weather. But for some reason, even though it’s cold and wintery, Christmastime is […]
20 Fun and Easy Ways to Celebrate New Year’s Eve With Your Kids!
We typically haven’t done too much to celebrate New Year’s Eve with the kids in the past. But now that they are getting a little older, I wanted to do something fun with them. I put out a call on the Facebook page for suggestions from readers asking what you all do with your kids, […]
8 Annoying People You See at the Gym
We are approaching that time of year when people resolve to get in shape and purchase a gym membership. If you are new to the gym, I feel I should warn you about something. After attending 4 bazillion fitness and spin classes myself, and after performing hours of careful scientific observation, I have determined that […]
Controoo-ol. Now. I’ve. Got. A. Lot. Ow!
A week ago I announced to the world that I had packed some pounds back on and was having a lot of trouble controlling what and how much I was eating. I had developed a major carb addiction. And I had also developed a bunch of other unhealthy eating habits. I rarely sat down at the […]
When I grow up, I want to be just like my dad.
This is my dad. The kids call him Papa. They love him. More than me. I’m not really kidding. He turns 70 in three weeks. Last summer, at 68, he did a mud run with me and Numbers 1, 2, 3, and 4. We had trouble keeping up with him. If there were ever a […]