There is a bridge here in town. The Graffiti Bridge. There is always some sort of message spray painted on the bridge, hence its nickname. Congratulations Seniors. Go Bobcats. Every couple of months the message changes. Except for the current one. The current message has been there for a year. Because this bridge is approximately 10 […]
Archives for December 2013
If you give a teacher a gift card…
Teachers have a reputation for being on the straight and narrow. By the book. Buttoned down. Conservative. I think that may be the case for about 30% of them. But the other 70%? Forget about it. I’m going to fill you in on a little secret. The majority of teachers are partiers. Big time. If […]
Two outta three ain’t bad.
Sometimes your kids suck. Sometimes they whine. Sometimes they show a complete absence of appreciation or gratitude. Sometimes they complain, and cry and tell you that you are the worst. mom. ever. Sometimes they behave in a way that makes you believe you are the worst. mom. ever. But sometimes, they don’t. Sometimes they surprise […]
Thanks for the memories.
8 years ago you came into our lives. Fisher-Price Ocean Wonders Healthy Care High Chair. You were around for a lot of firsts. First solid food… First haircut. First birthdays… You even managed an appearance on a second birthday. You were there for family meals. And celebrations. You tolerated the kids covering you with stickers. […]
I’ve always wanted to be like Oprah. Just not so much in this department.
I remember when Oprah lost a ton of weight. And then she gained a lot of it back. I remember reading this quote from her. In 1992 I reached my heaviest, 237 pounds. I was 38. Then, four years ago, I made it a goal to lose weight, and I appeared on the January 2005 […]
Knit one, purl two. I made a sweater. From my hoo hoo.
Yesterday one of my friends shared a link from the Huffington Post on Facebook. The title of the link was Vaginal Knitting Is Actually A Thing And People Are Absolutely Terrified. Well, I had to click on that. If you want to waste two minutes and fifty-two seconds of your life, you can click on […]