When did we all get so lazy? Was it with the invention of the remote? I don’t know about you, but when we can’t find the remote in this house, it’s akin to a natural disaster. We will initiate a search-and-rescue operation and exert a tremendous amount of energy looking for that thing. Sometimes upwards […]
Archives for May 2013
This could be YOUR kid.
I owe a lot to the sport of swimming. A lot. It has taught me more about how to live a fulfilling and meaningful life than any class I ever took in school. It has taught me to set goals. To push myself. To keep going when I wanted to quit. It has given me […]
No time like the present.
If you follow my facebook page, then you know that my night last night was, well, not average. But those kind of nights seem to be more and more the norm. I know I have 7 kids to keep alive. Which is more than most people. But I think we are all in the same boat. […]
D is for Douchebag.
Dear Mike D., Thanks for your comment on the facebook page in response to this post. In case you forgot what you wrote, here it is: Please… The human race has been smoking for a thousand years and I have never herd of a kid dropping dead. I personaly think she is a stupid bitch who has […]
It’s not me, it’s you…right?
I’ve mentioned this before, but one of my first goals when I started this blog was to get a comment on it from someone I didn’t know. Not on the facebook page, but on the actual blog post itself. I don’t know how other bloggers feel, but for me, that was a measure of some […]
Smoke em if you got em. Unless you’re near my kids. Then f*ck off.
Last night I was at Number 3’s baseball practice with Number 5, 6, and 7. We were having a nice picnic dinner. The fact that it was about 48 degrees out didn’t ruin it. When it started to sprinkle, that didn’t ruin it either. But when some ASSHOLE stood about 25 feet behind us smoking […]