In this house, the words toy and decoration are apparently synonomous. Which got me to thinking about another idea… I already told you about the Momiform. And my money-making idea for teenagers… Well, we are officially in the holiday season, and the kids are begging to put out all the Christmas decorations. Which brings me to my next […]
Archives for November 2012
Bumptabulous
So I’m officially a published author! I, along with 19 other women, contributed to a book about the phases of pregnancy, delivery, and motherhood, called Bumptabulous. Here is the cover: I’d love to say they used my image for that cute chick, but, well… No. They didn’t. If you are interested in purchasing a copy, […]
Today I’m not waiting in one single line. Not even for the ladies’ room.
I really love my kids. But not this much. Or this much. And definitely not this much. I don’t get that shit. And I just have one question about these people, who have been camped out in front of Best Buy for 5 days already: Don’t they work? If so, aren’t they losing more money […]
Where do I begin?
I could start off by saying how I’m thankful for my children today. Which, of course, I am, but that would be boring. And I could mention my gratitude for my parents, who have been extremely helpful over the past few days, but that would be boring too. There’s also my husband, and my health… […]
Well, I can cross one thing off the list of crap I need to buy for Christmas
A little recap if you are new here, or haven’t read the last couple of posts…and I promise this is the last post containing too much information. Well, about my surgery anyway… So on Monday I had a couple of surgical procedures done, which resulted in an annoying complication. In addition to being completely unfashionable, my […]
This post definitely contains too much information
No one ever accused me of being like everybody else. So why would I be like the 90% of people who have urethral sling surgery and are able to pee with no problems an hour or so later? I mean, who really wants to be, you know, normal? No, I’d rather be in that elite 10%. The 10% […]